Consequence of being late to class

A funny video xD from Meow and Matthew aka the wife and husband!!!Enjoy :p!

Both of them were late for ESL class. Before that, we pakat-ed with ESL lecturer to punish both of them! hahahahaha.

Matthew's part:

Matt: I'm goin to give a speech for why am I late for class. Errm, because this is the D floor and it is so high and my legs got tired. So, i rest for a while then only continue. Actually, I'm reading....

Ms Rajani: Then wad are u reading??

Matt: I want to read the ending.

Ms Rajani: Reading wad??

Matt: MANGA!!

Ms Rajani: To end ur speech, u better sing a song.

Matt: I dont know how to sing!!

And now, here comes the heroin......

Meow: I sing la....then she sang a weird version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

Ms Rajani: Why were u late??

Meow: Because this is D floor and I'm tired.

Ms Rajani: U are having the same excuse as Matt.

Meow: No!!! sumore my legs are short!!

*ahahahahahahahhhah*

To end her speech, she sang "London Bridge is Falling Down" where she forgot the last line of the lyrics.

However, both of them were still late for ESL class nowadays! One addicted to *aheemm* Pet Society and Friends for Sale while the other one....*aheemm aheemm*....addicted to Manga!

Freaking month and To-Do List

Just sat for Physics Class Test and Chemistry Practical write out! *sigh*
Did badly for both. Especially Chemistry....tat stupid graph paper and improvements. So many things to write and i'm lack of time!

To-Do List for this upcoming two weeks!
20 July: Direct Investigation 2
21 July: Direct Investigation 2
22 July: Maths Common Test 3- Statistics & ESL Text Production
23 July: ESL Text Production
24 July: ESL Text Production

See.....next week. Totally gone!Fully booked and dont jio me go out ><. I freaking hate statistics. Make me blur nia. Wad normal distribution, standard normal distribution and binomial distribution .?? Pening kepala la. @@ And ESL Text Production.....1 poem and 2 short stories. Have to start reading before it's too late!!

27-31 July: 1st review for IDS & Physics presentation

28 July: Biology test

11 August: Chemistry common test

12 August: Charity carnival fair

Panda is B.U.S.Y.!!

Busy and Emo

July- a busy month!!!

Common tests, practical tests, direct investigation, presentation and assignment.
an unexpected assignment!!!Why la Physics still got assignment?? Wad investigation design skill???




And..........
Warning: Below is an emo emo post.Dont continue if you dont want to.Anything at your own risk!!

The Emo Panda is back!





To someone in my class:
Actually i really hate your attitude and character. Not only me, most of us and even lecturers. I know you are good in ur studies during secondary school. You got highest mark for Biology during secondary school doesnt mean you will get high marks in Pre-U studies or even university!!! You are a disturbance to the class....interupt lecturers while they are teaching. Showing off your knowledge to the lecturers and classmates. Please, if you know everything, u can just leave the class. Thank you very much!!We'll appreciate that.

Secondly, cant u just pay attention when lecturers are teaching?? You are just fooling and day dreaming when lecturers told us some important points. At the end, you will send text or messages to some of us and ask us to send u the information. Cant you just change your attitude??Do you know that it is so annoying to receive all your disturbing messages!!I'm not that free to reply ur messages and type out all the important notes to you!!I'm darn BUSY! =(

Thirdly, keep your mouth shut!! Do you know that your voice is so so irritating. Noise pollution level achieved danger level when u open ur mouth. You said people worth 10 cents but do you know that you are not even worth a cent .??

And............

Stop showing off that you finished revising for tests and it is very very easy to score for upcoming tests!! You are so KS! Learn how to socialise or else you will be hate by people in university and by the society.

Lastly, learn to respect people if u want people to respect U!!
That's all for my emo post! I really dont like you!

I seriously hate my life now. I hate college. I wish that I could have a time machine and bring me back to Kwang Hua. I miss Kwang Hua and my fellow piggies :'(

L.A.M.E.

Below are some jokes....lame n cold.

Joke 1:
Lecturer was teaching X-ray. Suddenly,
Student: Sir, what's the feeling when X-ray passes through our body?
Lecturer: Erm, happy??
Student B: Excited!!
Lecturer: Uhhmm....yea. X-CITED!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Joke 2:
Lecturer was teaching interference of light waves. Suddenly, someone asked something out of topic.
Student: Sir, can u prove that 1+1 equals to 2?
Lecturer: Erm, I can prove to you that 1+1 is not equals to 3!!!! XD

Joke 3:
Lecturer was teaching and he constantly hits a TV because he is too tall.LOL
Lecturer: Why la I always hit this thingy??Maybe is a sign of aging. *sigh*
Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Lecturer: U!!!!laugh wad huh??U come and stand here. I think u cant even reach!! (so hurt la)

Joke 4:
Lecturer was laughing while teaching.
Student: Sir, are you Ok??
Lecturer: Haahahahah, I'm not OK!!!!
(sounds like just back from Tanjung Rambutan)

Joke 5:
Lecturer: Students, u have to prepare slides starting with some attention getter.
Student: Teacher, I pretend fall down la when I want to walk out and present.
Lecturer: Very funny la. =.="""

Joke 6:
Student: Why we canot have 100% pure distilled water?
Lecturer: It's hard to get. Btw, nothing is 100%. I ask you la, are you 100% a guy??I also dont dare to say that I'm 100% a man. Guys will also have gal's hormone!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :p

These jokes are based on true situations . I just cant stop laughing :)

Kidney disection :p

Disecting goat's kidney *buahahahaha* (Rana curi curi snap this photo)

P/S: He always does that.

Yee Eng and I (playing with kidney)

Eww....Meow and Nat....so disgusting!!><

Above are pictures of kidney disection.

It was fun.

But....very disgusting.Smelly.The smell of goat's urine.

Besides that, I just had my ESL sketch on thursday.Meow, Carmen, Matt, Nat and I performed a sketch known as "Indian Camp".It was so funny.I cant stop laughing till now.

See below:

Haha. Nat act as a pregnant woman.A cute one sumore.

Remember his scream: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Ahhhhh......Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.Ahhhhhh.

The photo is so funny because he looks like a real pregnant woman waiting for "her" husband to come home with a preetie smile! *Awwwww*

Btw, the foetus inside his stomach is my cutie little blue long ear bear!!

Back to my daily routine.

Same old routine. So boring!!I hate Mondays and I lurve Fridays.

Every Friday, I feel like screaming my lungs out: Thanks God it's Friday =D

Second semester is so stressful. Your beloved starts to feel tension especially dealing with Chemistry, Maths and Physics.I told myself to study...study and sturdeeee!!

But too bad, when i start to study, my strong evil side will ask me to sleep."Go...go...go....go to your warm bed.Have a sweet dream.!"Darn la.

Chemistry is getting more difficult.I really+memang benci all the half equations.Makes me blur and gives me headache!!!*Arggh*

I'm happy with my DI group. Since many people left, Ms Doh wants us to drawlots so that it is fair for everyone. Both the scary classmates(names cannot be reveal) are in Group 1.I was so worry that time....but then...Mr Matt was so "lucky" to be in Group 1. End up I am in a group with Yee Eng, Kamalinni and Swetha :)

That's all for this post. I will try to upload a funny video about "The consequences of being late to class".